Monday, February 7, 2011

Story #2

I went to the mall last week because I had a date with spring. Oh don't worry, it was a girlfriend, not boyfriend. Lol. As I was waiting for her to come, I walked around and did some window shopping. Suddenly, one man stood beside me (didn't know where he came from) and blocked my way. So I asked him what did he want. The conversation began:

He: Ehs jalan elok-elok. Nak ke mana ni?
Me: Erm.. boleh ke tepi sikit tak?
He: Adik sorang je ke? Berani nye dia jalan sorang-sorang. Meh abg teman.
Me: Pegi mati. Tak la. Dengan tunang. 
He: Owh dah ada tunang. Mana tunang nye? Eh dah bertunang tapi cincin tak pakai. Ish ish ish
Me: Ni nak pergi jumpa dia la ni. Haish tepi la, lempang kang baru taw!

Luckily I'm wearing skirt, if not I'll kick his ass out! Yeah try me babe. *Dush dush* You know what. After seeing my friend, I saw him with his wife and his children in front of KFC! Yes I'm sure that the woman was his wife because that woman said: "Abg, tolong pegang anak ni kejap, saya nak pergi toilet."

What the hell! If there's a million of guys like him I would rather be an andartu than marry the wrong one. What do you feel when you know that your husband 'kacau-anak-dara-orang' behind your back? Oh pity her. I can't imagine what would she feel when she know that his husband is so annoyed and 'miang keladi'. May God bless her and protect her always. Aiyayai mintak jauh la, tak nak husband macam tu. Sumpah tak nak. Girls out there, beware! Choose the right person to be your life partner or else you will be regret for the rest of you life!

p/s: Lelaki yang baik-baik dah berpunya, yang handsome jadi gay, yang tak berapa handsome perangai macam hantu, tak paham aku apa nak jadi dengan dunia sekarang.

 Mentang-mentang hang tengok aku keding macam ni hang berani nak ngorat ye.


 Kalau aku macam ni hang ada berani??

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12 comments:

  1. muhasabah diri lah camni..

    aku tau aku jahat.. sob2

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  2. haa elok la tu hang muhasabah diri awal-awal. hahahaha :P

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  3. doa moga diketemukan dgn yg baik n soleh:)

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  4. salam..hi eva..
    hahhaa..yg part bwh skali plg best! y beik2 dh kawen, yg HENSEM HENSEM tuhh adoiihh tol2 klu xgay pon AAUUWWWww..hahhaha..camne nih~ "^^ so, y sderhana serba serbi nye la kot..tp xjmp plak kn..haha

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  5. yus: ameeenn :)

    sizzling: yang sederhana tak nak kat kite. mwahahahaha :P

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  6. i ni tergolong dalam laki2 yg baik2 and dah berpunya la kot...ekekekekke

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  7. ada lagi laki yg baik2 out there...

    kena rajin2 carila....

    semlm, my ex sms me...da kawen pun, still nk kaco ank dara org...tak suka ngan org camtuuu...

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  8. mrpayid: bluweks perasan :P

    jiji: category mano tu?

    miyoko: huish da kawen pn gatai nk cari ex lagi? jgn layan, kesian bini dia.haish

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  9. hahaha..2 laa..cik model gorges sgt..smpi laki org pn nk ngoratmu..heee..

    eh btw..i folo u..muahahaa..

    ~saem mu baru nk berjinak dale blog neh..haha

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  10. hahaha.. dah kwen pon dok gatai lagi.. dasar lelaki gendut! kah kah kah

    tenkiu msukkn blog gua :)

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  11. ehehe..len kali pkai sluar @ tight pnjg (phm x?)dlm skirt tu, baru die leh rase tendangan maut evagurl ni..uhuk3 ;p

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